Showing posts with label friends. Show all posts
Showing posts with label friends. Show all posts

Sunday, June 29, 2008

F.R.I.E.N.D.S ... undoubtedly one of the most popular and best!!
chandler is my favourite.. among all of them... :) some of his best liners... :)


Joey: 'Sup? 'Sup, dude?Chandler: (hands up) Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me.
Joey: So, you're playing a little PlayStation, huh? That's whack. PlayStation is whack. 'Sup with the whack PlayStation, 'sup? Huh? Come on, am I nineteen or what?Chandler: Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen.
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Phoebe: Isnt it a coincidence tht poker is joker with a C....
Chandler: No its a Joincidence with a C
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"hey u r a door.. wat wud u know? u only laugh at knock knock jokes!!!"
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When ross dressed as an armadillo says Hello to chandler dressed as a sants claus and chandler blurts "hey, weird..turtle.. man.."
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You have a man as a nanny...so you have a manny....

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Oh yea, I'm a gym member. I try to go four times a week but I've missed the last.. TWELVE HUNDRED times.
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Chandler: Have you ever been with a woman?
Rachel: What?! Chandler, what is the matter with you?!
Chandler: So there is no good time to ask that question.
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"u look beautiful mom, u look beautiful too daddy"
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Joey: Just tell him Joey sent you. He'll know what it means. Chandler: Gee, I don't know. Do you think he'll be able to crack your code

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Chandler breaks monica's expensive dishes and says "LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA BE THE ONE WHO DIES FIRST
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Phoebe walks into the coffee house and announces that she has changed her name to "Princess Consuela Bananahammock."And Chandler says "That's what we were going to name the baby!"
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chandler says 2 his chick while watching baywatch ...."she is yasmeen....very hot chick...i love u both....but in very different ways"
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When phoebe is talkin abt proposin to mike... n with all of them around.. Chan says.. If i were a guy.. what would i do??.. n then pauses and says did i jus say IF i were a guy??
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the monkey has got Ross on his ass

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monika: can u handle it.?chan: handle it.. of course i can handle it... handle is my middle name....rather it is the middle part of my first name...

so many more.. :)