Sunday, June 29, 2008

F.R.I.E.N.D.S ... undoubtedly one of the most popular and best!!
chandler is my favourite.. among all of them... :) some of his best liners... :)


Joey: 'Sup? 'Sup, dude?Chandler: (hands up) Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me.
Joey: So, you're playing a little PlayStation, huh? That's whack. PlayStation is whack. 'Sup with the whack PlayStation, 'sup? Huh? Come on, am I nineteen or what?Chandler: Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen.
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Phoebe: Isnt it a coincidence tht poker is joker with a C....
Chandler: No its a Joincidence with a C
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"hey u r a door.. wat wud u know? u only laugh at knock knock jokes!!!"
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When ross dressed as an armadillo says Hello to chandler dressed as a sants claus and chandler blurts "hey, weird..turtle.. man.."
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You have a man as a nanny...so you have a manny....

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Oh yea, I'm a gym member. I try to go four times a week but I've missed the last.. TWELVE HUNDRED times.
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Chandler: Have you ever been with a woman?
Rachel: What?! Chandler, what is the matter with you?!
Chandler: So there is no good time to ask that question.
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"u look beautiful mom, u look beautiful too daddy"
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Joey: Just tell him Joey sent you. He'll know what it means. Chandler: Gee, I don't know. Do you think he'll be able to crack your code

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Chandler breaks monica's expensive dishes and says "LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA BE THE ONE WHO DIES FIRST
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Phoebe walks into the coffee house and announces that she has changed her name to "Princess Consuela Bananahammock."And Chandler says "That's what we were going to name the baby!"
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chandler says 2 his chick while watching baywatch ...."she is yasmeen....very hot chick...i love u both....but in very different ways"
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When phoebe is talkin abt proposin to mike... n with all of them around.. Chan says.. If i were a guy.. what would i do??.. n then pauses and says did i jus say IF i were a guy??
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the monkey has got Ross on his ass

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monika: can u handle it.?chan: handle it.. of course i can handle it... handle is my middle name....rather it is the middle part of my first name...

so many more.. :)